WHAT DID I SAY THIS TIME?!?!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/23/2013 at 18:20 • Filed to: OH NO

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Oh THANK GOD, nothing serious. WOO!! Thought I was going to get more death threats from Gawker.

Also, thanks for the share, Orlove! I'M FAMOUS NOW!! I might even get out of the grey on Jalopnik!


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:22

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just commenting here to add to your notifications.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:22

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Every time it's over 20 or so it's like "Oh fuck, what did I do?!"


Kinja'd!!! NotACactus > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:24

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I'm not popular on the Internet! Yay!


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:25

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Have some more.

I am evil.

Also, I'll screenshot when I'm over 150 again. Cause thats a normal business day.


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:25

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Pretty funny.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:27

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The most I ever had was like a dozen, for my comment on Ikea Rallying.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:30

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Yo, dawg. I heard you liked notifications, so here are some notifications to view while you view your notifications.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Victorious Secret
12/23/2013 at 18:30

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I'm not nearly as cool as you are, brah. I get over 10 notifications and I get worried.

Also, I'm evil too. Will you be at the next Evil OppoLock Members Koffee and Killing meetup?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > NotACactus
12/23/2013 at 18:32

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Neither am I. Thus is why I panicked.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Dusty Ventures
12/23/2013 at 18:32

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Ditto. LOL


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TurboSloth
12/23/2013 at 18:33

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Muchas gracias. Here's two back at ya.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 18:53

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I troll though, the jimmies get rustled.

Sadly, my evil requirements require me to throw kittens into trees and watch them suffer.


Kinja'd!!! Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 20:31

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Look at Bateman, moving up in the world. How'd a nitwit like you get so good at writing?

PS—we've got some good foundations to build off of w/ car ideas.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs
12/23/2013 at 20:47

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It's called "dumb luck". It's only for dumb people, sorry.

A friend of mine wants to trade in both his truck and his S550 to get a C7 Stingray, get Hennessey to upgrade it, and them run the Gumball 3000. I'll call it "training".


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 20:52

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Notification.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 20:52

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Not i fi ca tion.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PatBateman
12/23/2013 at 20:52

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Did anybody notify you yet?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > desertdog5051
12/23/2013 at 21:04

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Not yet.


Kinja'd!!! Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman
12/24/2013 at 02:53

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Wise move on his part. S550's are only good if you have a driver, in my opinion. Or just a status symbol.

Let me know if you're looking for a backup vehicle, really. Granted that the rally takes place in the states. Just installed a CB in RR Sport. Scanner and laser shifter is next big purchase.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs
12/24/2013 at 11:50

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He also has about 160k miles on the Benz... He needs a new car regardless.

Curious: You didn't drill any exterior holes for the CB antenna, did you ?


Kinja'd!!! Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman
12/24/2013 at 12:28

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No sir, just a magnetic mount for now. I'm a little worried whether the magnet will be strong enough to stay put at triple digits, but we shall see when the snow melts.